ABSURDLY LIGHT
You'll forget you're wearing it. Everyone else will notice you are. That's the point.
FLAWLESS FIT GUARANTEE
Three cuts. Your choice. Each one designed to look like it was made for you specifically because, > well, it kind of was.
THE EVERY WEAR TEE
Sport. Office. Function. Date night. If you're awake and dressed, this tee works. That's the whole April Phool promise.